10 Years Later, And Some Things Still Never Change. Merry Christmas, This Shall Be My Drawing Contribution

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"

Arguably one of the best lines ever featured on Glee

Hermione, about Drarry: And they were boyfriends.

Pansy: Oh my god, they were boyfriends.

Draco: When will you stop saying that, it’s been weeks.

Someone: Billy Hargrove is the absolutely worst-

dacre montgomery jumping through a window, running through a wall and tearing off the door: I have a 20 page essay and a Power Point to prove you wrong.

Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Draco: Water is not wet.

Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

The fact Adrien wore pijamas to make Marinette less uncomfortable cuz he noticed she was a little embarrassed I want to cry that's it he just wants to make her feel comfortable around him

Steve: he called me pretty boy

Nancy: uhum

Steve: he keeps looking at me and licking his lips

Nancy: sure

Steve: and omg the shower thing. this can only mean one thing

Nancy: yes………

Steve: he hates me

Nancy:

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

Marvel References

tony: who the fuck are you?

deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

tony: the owner of the couch you’re sitting on.

deadpool: [relaxes] OH. you’re one of peter’s gay dads. hi. it’s britney bitch

Or

tony: Who the fuck are you?

deadpool: I’m Batman

Or

Tony: who the fuck are you?

Deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

Drax: WHY the fuck are you?