No One:

Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo

Harry: we’re married

Pansy: Aren't you gay?

Draco: me? GAY?

Draco: I love everything about women.

Draco: Their bodies,

Draco: boobs,

Draco: *looks at smudged writing on hand* Virginias.

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

Newt: Hogwarts

Queenie: Ilvermorny

me, an intellectual: Pigfarts

Azula: Fools! I've lured you all here to play the deadliest game! Hahaha!

Sokka: *Nodding* Knife monopoly.

Katara:

Aang:

Toph:

Zuko:

Suki:

Azula: ...I was actually going to hunt you all, but now I'm actually more curious as to what Knife Monopoly is.

“ This voice…”

Just try to tell me that Levi does not feel anything for Eren. That he does everything on orders. Yes, of course, that’s it. He has absolutely no feelings for Eren, of course. look at Levi’s face when he realized that Eren had become a titan and something had happened. He realized that Eren was alone with the enemy, stronger than him. Levi instantly makes a decision and flies to him. save him. protect him.

richie: [comes home and eddie is waiting for him in the living room]

richie: am i in trouble?

eddie: take a guess

richie: no ??

eddie: take another guess

EREN “AMPUTEE-KUN” “DADDY” JAEGER

Marvel References

tony: who the fuck are you?

deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

tony: the owner of the couch you’re sitting on.

deadpool: [relaxes] OH. you’re one of peter’s gay dads. hi. it’s britney bitch

Or

tony: Who the fuck are you?

deadpool: I’m Batman

Or

Tony: who the fuck are you?

Deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

Drax: WHY the fuck are you?