Richie: When You Said You Did Magic In Bed This Isn’t What I-

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

Eddie: you know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but no one ever taught you to shut your piehole

Richie:

Richie: you think I’m cute?

this is the moment my heart broke

Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Person B: *barely spares A a glance*

Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Person A:

Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

*draco and harry arguing*

Harry: I don’t even wanna see you right now

Harry: *takes his glasses off*

Eddie: if you were part of the solar system, you’d be the sun. Because even in the dark you still seem to shine.

Richie: you’d be Pluto because you’re so fucking small

Steve: “Ooh, it’s kinda cold.”

Bucky: “Here, take my jacket.”

Steve: “I love you.”

Bucky: “God, we are such a… perfect couple.”

Tony: “I’m cold, too.”

Strange: “Well, damn, Stark. I can’t control the weather.”

The fact Adrien wore pijamas to make Marinette less uncomfortable cuz he noticed she was a little embarrassed I want to cry that's it he just wants to make her feel comfortable around him