Steve: “Ooh, It’s Kinda Cold.”

the novelty doesn't wear off

Harry: I can't believe it

Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me

Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING

Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY

Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK

Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much

Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck

Harry: and we're MARRIED

Harry: Where are you going?

Draco: Depends.

Draco: Like when I die, probably to hell.

Draco: But for now I’m going to the bathroom.

the types as things Albus Severus should've been named

I’m back after hiatus to shitpost in honor of July 31st & resurrect some old memes yay

ISFJ

INFP

ESFJ

ESFP

ENFJ 

INFJ

ESTP

ISTP

INTP

ENTP

ENFP

ENTJ 

ISFP

I STJ

INTJ

ESTJ

Hagrid: Now that you have money for the first time in your life, what would you like to buy in Diagon Alley? Food? A pet?

Harry: I want a solid gold cauldron.

Draco *passing by*: Mother I think I’m in love. 

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t remember what pet names Billy calls Steve in canon and which ones come from fanon.

Like I was reading a fic last night and thought, “Did Billy actually call Steve princess or did we make that up?”

The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

EREN “AMPUTEE-KUN” “DADDY” JAEGER