this is the moment my heart broke
This has been sitting in my drafts since I saw Black Panther.. .hAAA I can’t wait till these two become BFFs.
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”
Yuri P: so how exactly did you two crash the car?
Yuuri: we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road which Viktor didn’t notice. So I yelled, “Viktor, deer!”
Viktor: …
Yuuri: tell Yurio what your reply was, Viktor.
Viktor: “Yes, honey?”
Steve: I hate you!
Billy: I hate me more!
Steve: …
Billy: …
Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,
Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*
Harry: What are you doing?
Draco: Did I just…
Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.
Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.
Draco: I did not see this coming.