Holy Shit Where Did All This Hot Chocolate Come From

same

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

sniffs you

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

Art by Davood Moghaddami

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway