This “hanging Out” You Mentioned Is Intriguing. Have My People Call Your People

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

Everyone, including me, who's familiar with Pride and Prejudice: Hahahaha Mr. Collins' is so useless and thinks he's so fantastic at small talk, but he isn't.

Me at any given Christmas dinner party: WHAT EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES- MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I'VE SEEN SUCH AN EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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Not getting any new commissions so I have to make a post, I need to raise dollars for food because I have none, I also have 8 days to get the rest of the deposit for apartment or I'll lose it

I'm obviously still available for commissions but I really need to speed up my efforts because I don't wanna lose my chance at the apt

paypal.me/mcvaylens

Reblogs appreciated 💕

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

Huge dude covered in tattoos, wearing a lab coat: "Hey, kid. First day in evil scientist jail? No problem. First thing you're gonna wanna do is take down the biggest guy in the yard. That's Big Steve. We call him The Mitochondria."

Me: "Because he's the p-"

Guy: "Because he's the powerhouse of the cell, yeah"