“imagine Caring So Much About Fiction” Imagine Being So Lame That You Scoff At The Timeless Human

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

The best part of Rocky Horror is how quickly Brad and Janet just roll with everything like they barely blink when Frank enters the room in his lingerie getup and Brad doesn't even object to being stripped and when he realizes it's Frank in his bed he's like ehhh well okay meanwhile Janet finally gets laid and from that moment on her only motivation is to get laid a second time. I love them

Ulla Thynell - just love ‘m

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

Whether u r a cave goblin or mud goblin or any combination of goblinesque traits u must remember that u are goblin and the only thing you need is hubris and the ability to hiss

*desperate for sex voice* so thats spongebob and thats patrick?