Dazai: And Then Chuuya Walked By Ignoring Me Like I Wasn't There.

Dazai: And then Chuuya walked by ignoring me like I wasn't there.

Odasaku: Does he even know you like him?

Dazai: Idk, I've been ignoring him, been mean to him. What else can I do?

Odasaku:

Ango:

Odasaku: Sounds you've tried everything.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai, stumbling in through the window of Chuuya's room with a broken red rose in his mouth:

Chuuya, startled: What the fuck are you doing?

Dazai, falling on the floor: I’m trying to be romantic, shut up.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: *has music loud while dancing in the middle of the office*

Kunikida, turning down the volume: Get back to work, now Dazai!

Dazai: How dare you, Iago, Backstabber?

Kunikida: I'm surprised you've read Othello.

Dazai: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

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mackerel22

5 months ago

Dazai, trying to impress Chuuya: I'm great in sex. I've lost count how many times I've done it.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Masturbation does not count as having sex.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Atsushi: What is it like to be aspec? I don't really get it.

Dazai: Ok, listen up. Mentally I'm very romantic.

Dazai: Physically I'm asexual.

Dazai: Spiritually I'm a fucking slut.

Atsushi: Yep, makes sense.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: I don't get paid enough to deal with Mori. He describes me as "also gay for girls."

Chuuya: Yuck.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: Why do you seem to be so nervous around me lately?

Chuuya: I- it's just... I don't know. I guess I don't wanna say something wrong?

Dazai: Babe, I have a praise and a degradation kink. So whatever you say, it will somehow work for me.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: When I was 15 I googled "two men kissing" on Mori's computer and when he asked me why that was in his search bar, I said "Idk, you tell me"

Dazai: and it worked.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

*in a port mafia meeting*

Chuuya, looking down at 69 new guns Dazai bought: How did you pay for all of these again?

Dazai: I used your credit card, I memorized the number.

Dazai: It's 9481 6400 2--

Chuuya: *punches Dazai in the face so he stops talking*

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya, waisted, through the phone: It gets lonely here. And you know what happens when I'm lonely mackerel?

Dazai:

Chuuya: When I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that *beep* of yours, *beep* close, then lick all of your *beep* before taking out your *beep* and *beep* with more teeth *beep* until you're screaming *extended beep* like a fucking baby-

Dazai, traumatized: *ends the call, breaks his phone in two, punches the broken phone with a big book multiple times, makes a milkshake with the million little pieces of what remained from the phone and then gives it to Atsushi to drink it*

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mackerel22

7 months ago

Dazai, whispering to Chuuya's ear during a pm meeting: I'm sure that no one here has as big of a dick as you.

Chuuya: WTF?

Dazai: Sorry, I misspoke. I meant no one here is as big of a dick as you.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Sure...

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