Dazai, Whispering To Chuuya's Ear During A Pm Meeting: I'm Sure That No One Here Has As Big Of A Dick

Dazai, whispering to Chuuya's ear during a pm meeting: I'm sure that no one here has as big of a dick as you.

Chuuya: WTF?

Dazai: Sorry, I misspoke. I meant no one here is as big of a dick as you.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Sure...

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mackerel22

9 months ago

Chuuya: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird about it?

Kouyou: Come on, when have I ever been? Go on, tell me!

Chuuya: Well, Dazai--

Kouyou: You can do better!

Chuuya:

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai, extremely drunk: Who is.....who is that ginger beauty who wears a hat with those perfect blue eyes?

Yosano: That's your boyfri-

Dazai: I'll fuck him tonight, don't tell Chuuya.

Yosano: Ok bro, I won't tell him.

*20 minutes later*

Chuuya, also very very drunk: Sorry man, you're rlly hot but I have a boyfriend...

Dazai: I see, let's call him to join us then! 😉

Chuuya: *calls Dazai and Dazai's phone rings*

Dazai, picking up the phone: Hellooo...

Chuuya, looking at Dazai: 😶

Dazai, looking at Chuuya: 😶

Yosano: 🤦‍♀️

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya: Here's the thing. So I've known for a while now that Dazai has a little crush on me...

Kouyou: A little crush?

Chuuya:

Kouyou: Well, I suppose so, in the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.

Chuuya: Yeah, I don't rlly know who they are...and I don't care, so listen...

Chuuya: The point is Dazai isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.

Kouyou: Darling, Dazai isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with...

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mackerel22

1 month ago

Chuuya: If we were together every day, all day, if we slept together, if we woke up together and if we ate together what would we be?

Dazai: A master and his dog?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: NO.

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mackerel22

8 months ago

Dazai, pulling out an engagement ring: Got it a week after we first met.

Chuuya:

Chuuya, also pulling out a ring: Got it yesterday.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya: I had no idea you were so willing to die for me.

Dazai: Trust me I can hardly believe it myself.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya: Are you ready to commit?

Dazai: Like, a crime, a suicide or a relationship?

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mackerel22

1 month ago

Chuuya: Okay, listen... We just gotta stop hanging out with geniuses because you're gonna figure out that I'm really stupid.

Dazai: What? Don't worry about that.

Chuuya: *smiling* Hmm?

Dazai: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.

Chuuya: *contemplating murder*

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mackerel22

5 months ago

Dazai: I think this outfit makes me look older :D

Kyouka: But you're already old.

Dazai: EXCUSE ME, WHAT?

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: Chuuya and I don't use pet names.

Odasaku: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Dazai: Honey.

*silence*

Dazai: Ha, you thought, bitch.

Chuuya, yelling from another room: What do you want, whore?

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