RING YOUR BELLS, GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM. RAISE YOUR SLEEPY HEADS! RISE, AS OUR SUMMER HATH FINALLY BEGUN!

Huey, talking to Boyd: Well Boyd, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Dewey do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Boyd: …

Dewey, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Gosalyn : The stars are so beautiful...

Dewey : They're just giant balls of gas.

Gosalyn : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Dewey : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Gosalyn : Oh...

Help me be productive!

So I’m trying to work on a couple of ducktales AUs and content for them, but I’m reallllly bad at getting myself to focus. So for every like I get on this post, I’ll work for 5 minutes. For every comment/reblog I get, I’ll work for 10 minutes. I’ve also posted this to Reddit & TikTok. Do your thing Internet!

TikTok- queer.in.a.cornfield

AO3- YourFriendlyNeighborhoodFanficWriter

Reddit- u/cartoonsncafeine

Gosalyn : Dewey ... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Dewey : *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Gosalyn : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable

Gosalyn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Dewey: Even better!

Gosalyn: What the fuck did you-

Dewey: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

The Collector: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down.

The Archivists: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

The Collector: I’m saying that “We all are going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

Can you write another fowlkangham with the word confession

Theresa had gone white and had listed to lean on Debbie, whose disbelief and betrayal was written all over her face. Randy couldn’t really blame them; for all that he’d imagined telling them, he hadn’t thought his confession would come like this.

He pulled the note written in Debbie’s handwriting away from Theresa’s limp fingers, setting the damning evidence between them before reaching out to grasp their hands and plastering a smile on his face before saying, “So, turns out, no one’s supposed to know who the Ninja is, but uh, no one can hide a story from Debbie forever, y’know?”

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Lena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Gosalyn: I like you.

SECRETS OF THE 9 (part 1)

The Land of Shadows is only one of nine dark realms. Nine realms, nine Norisu brothers. Coincidence? Are you honkin’ nuts?