Can You Do Something For Me, Please?

Dewey Duck Headcanons

●Some time in tge future dewey and gos become part of a justice ducks team

●Dewey is the designated pilot on all adventures with just the kids

●Dewey can sense when a camera is nearby and poses for a great shot

●Dewey swallowed an ipod nano and now has an automatic music system

●No one other than the McDucks new dewey is dj daff duck he also has a small fanbase

●dewey and timmy jenkins gain a high school rivalry when they both try out for the leqding role of a school musical

Thats all folks

Help me be productive!

So I’m trying to work on a couple of ducktales AUs and content for them, but I’m reallllly bad at getting myself to focus. So for every like I get on this post, I’ll work for 5 minutes. For every comment/reblog I get, I’ll work for 10 minutes. I’ve also posted this to Reddit & TikTok. Do your thing Internet!

TikTok- queer.in.a.cornfield

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Reddit- u/cartoonsncafeine

Dewey , very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Gosalyn : *half asleep* Dewey , this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

RING YOUR BELLS, GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM. RAISE YOUR SLEEPY HEADS! RISE, AS OUR SUMMER HATH FINALLY BEGUN! OUR FAVORITE OLD MENS’ BIRTHDAY AND OUR 11th ANNIVERSARY NEAR ON THE HORIZON!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY! IT’S TIME WE BEGIN OUR YEARLY STINT OF OBSESSING OVER TRAUMATIZED DRAWINGS!

RISE, FANDOM, RISE!

I am determined to make the summer of 2023 Next Summer. We are making it the Next Summer you hear me?? THIS IS NEXT SUMMER.

We rise at dawn, my friends.

amab yet possibly genderfluid confused on how i feel about this

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.

imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.

Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.

Lena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Gosalyn: I like you.

if you want to help, stay off of ao3 for the time being. The attackers are ddos-ing the website and the fewer server pings we add, the easier it will be for ao3 to fix.

UPDATE: While the organization claiming responsibility for the attack claims it is for "LGBTQ and NSFW content", ao3 has said that this is likely not the actual reason.