Another Bunch Of Dewelyn And Weblena Incorrect Quotes

Bruce: i’m having a baby

Dick: that’s gre-

Bruce, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it’s you, sign here

Archivist #1: We're still not over what he did to those overgrown lizards! Luz: Lizards? You mean dragons? Archivist #2: Uh, no... Luz? Do you know that whole "dinosaurs going extinct" thing? Luz: Yeah... *The Archivists pause and roll their eyes in the Collector's direction. Luz's eyes widen* Luz: That was YOU?! *The Archivists nod in unison* Archivist #3: All because we said he couldn't have the last cookie. Collector: *blows a raspberry, then folds their arms and pouts*

bruce uses his Dad Nicknames when he’s exhausted. Some examples to explain what I mean:

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“Damian, baby, kiddo, please drop that sword.”

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“Cassandra, my only daughter, my sweetheart, if you could just stop for one short moment.”

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“Dick, my first born, my rock, get off the chandelier.”

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“Jay, lad, you’re driving your old man insane, chum.”

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“Brilliant, brilliant Tim, please go to sleep.”

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“Stephanie, honey, you don’t even fucking live here.”

im having a moment

yo, anyone got good show/movie recommendations? Big fan of The Owl House, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, and Helluva Boss

Dewey: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Gosalyn , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Lena, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Gosalyn : Coming right up.

Gosalyn : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Gosalyn : What an idiot.

Gosalyn : *realizes it's Dewey*

Gosalyn : Wait, that's MY idiot!

bungus

SECRETS OF THE 9 (part 1)

The Land of Shadows is only one of nine dark realms. Nine realms, nine Norisu brothers. Coincidence? Are you honkin’ nuts?

if you want to help, stay off of ao3 for the time being. The attackers are ddos-ing the website and the fewer server pings we add, the easier it will be for ao3 to fix.

UPDATE: While the organization claiming responsibility for the attack claims it is for "LGBTQ and NSFW content", ao3 has said that this is likely not the actual reason.