Would You Write Another Kangham With The Words First Also Thanks For Writing These They Are Helping Feed

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

Dipper Pines headcanons

●he started wearing glasses at 14 due to astigmatism

●he learned how to play and be good at multiple card games because of stan and ford

●has a pet named echo thats a shadow creature from the shadow realm

●skipped senior high and decided to go on a cross country trip to solve mysteries

●a part of bill is stuck in his head after he touched the book of bill at 15 he's been haunted by nightmares ever since

●he learned he had a natural affinity for all magic types due to bill possessing his body

●uses playing cards imbued with magic for basic spells when fighting

●took kick boxing classes after their first summer

●is a published science fiction writer under the pen name Dr. P has published 3 of his journals and a guidebook

●has tattoos imbued with magic charms all over his body that each have their own unique purpose

●has met a variant of himself that was lost to bill due to this his greatest fear is losing control to bill

● had an amicable break up with pacifica after his 16th birthday due to him becoming kore secretive over bill and her wanting to leavethe supernatural behind

●has more of an inventive streak making gadgets mixed with magic

●has friends who have experience with the supernatural and talk to each other on group messages

●has the enchiridion

●ends up dating janna ordonia in the future

●became more of a paranormal investigator at 16 wanting to help solve supernatural crimes

Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

Hey, yall. I read this fic before in Fanfiction.com or AO3, I'm not sure, and the plot is basically Bill tasking Mabel and the rest of the crew to retrieve objects, I think they're crystals? And he entrusted with them his fav/best soldier/assassin which is my fav boi Dipper, but the Pines don't know that and hate him on sight.

The Pines all assumed he was dead but actually Dipper was kidnapped along with other kids like Gideon and another girl Dipper befriended who had the ability to cast magic. Gideon has his own area that he's entrusted with cuz he betrayed Dipper and the girl who was attempting to escape.

Its a lot of angst and Pines bonding and I'm pretty sure Dipper dies in the end but there's an alternate ending where he doesn't. Also I think Dipper had magical tattoos that were significant to Bill?? But I can't remember since it's been a year since I've read it. I hope I gave enough details. I would be really grateful if anyone could help me out^^ Thank you!!

Can you write an rc9gn and miraculous fic with the words who?

Randy did not have many opportunities to leave Norrisville, and he had fewer to figure out what the heck McFist was up to in the process, so sneaking onto his plane had made sense at the time; twelve hours later when he stumbled to freedom and found himself in Paris, of all places, it did not.

Randy didn’t have a whole lot of time to wonder what McFist was doing in France, since everything made even less sense when he noticed pigeons not only flying in formation but also holding up some guy in a tacky suit.

“Who—?” he started, looking around for some clues about what was going on and who that was, but all he got was the answering coos of the pigeons—at least until the shoob in the suit was tackled by two teenagers and taken down with an ease that even Randy had to admit was impressive.

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Della, to Dewey: My son.

Launchpad: Our son.

*Soviet Union anthem begins to play*

Dewey : You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Gosalyn : Making four accounts.

Dewey , tearing up: Really...?

May & Huey:*Playing video games*

Louie: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

May: *silence*

Huey: *silence*

Louie, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

May & Huey in shame: Yeah...