Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.
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Lena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Webby: Um...Neat. *later*
Webby, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Dewey. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Dewey, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Webby. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Gosalyn confessed their love for me?
Webby: Didn't you thank them?
Dewey: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
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Dewey: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Gosalyn : Ok, Dewey, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Dewey: 1917. Gosalyn : ...You're ready.
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Lena: The first time Webby opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Lena: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Webby: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Dewey: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Gosalyn : Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Gosalyn , right after Dewey leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Gosalyn : You’re an idiot.
Dewey: That’s the charm.
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Dewey: All snacks are gone.
Gosalyn : I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!
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amab yet possibly genderfluid confused on how i feel about this
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
Marcy’s corrupted name is Darcy right?
Cool.
So when do Sasha and Anne get corrupted and get called Stormy and Icy?
Fanart for my new favourite crackship
The Land of Shadows is only one of nine dark realms. Nine realms, nine Norisu brothers. Coincidence? Are you honkin’ nuts?
●he started wearing glasses at 14 due to astigmatism
●he learned how to play and be good at multiple card games because of stan and ford
●has a pet named echo thats a shadow creature from the shadow realm
●skipped senior high and decided to go on a cross country trip to solve mysteries
●a part of bill is stuck in his head after he touched the book of bill at 15 he's been haunted by nightmares ever since
●he learned he had a natural affinity for all magic types due to bill possessing his body
●uses playing cards imbued with magic for basic spells when fighting
●took kick boxing classes after their first summer
●is a published science fiction writer under the pen name Dr. P has published 3 of his journals and a guidebook
●has tattoos imbued with magic charms all over his body that each have their own unique purpose
●has met a variant of himself that was lost to bill due to this his greatest fear is losing control to bill
● had an amicable break up with pacifica after his 16th birthday due to him becoming kore secretive over bill and her wanting to leavethe supernatural behind
●has more of an inventive streak making gadgets mixed with magic
●has friends who have experience with the supernatural and talk to each other on group messages
●has the enchiridion
●ends up dating janna ordonia in the future
●became more of a paranormal investigator at 16 wanting to help solve supernatural crimes
Bruce: i’m having a baby
Dick: that’s gre-
Bruce, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it’s you, sign here
DUCKATLES CASTING
1st Generation:
Ross- Donald
Rachel- Daisy
Monica- Della
Chandler- Launchpad
Joey- Fethry
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2nd Generation
Ross- Huey
Rachel- Lena
Monica- Webby
Chandler- Louie
Joey- Dewey
June: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
June, to Dewey: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Lena, to Boyd: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Webby: There are two types of people.
Age:16 pronouns:any Current fandoms Ducktales DC The mystery kids Marvel and Ben 10 RC9GN and a bunch more
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