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Cole: I made some hot soup with some mushrooms I found in the woods
Kai: it isn’t hot
Cole: I made some soup with some mushrooms I found in the woods.
Zane: these don’t look like mushrooms
Cole: I made some soup with some things I found in the woods
Jay: we’re in the desert
Cole: I made soup
Faith: that is a bowl of rocks
Cole: I made
Zane: that takes no effort
Cole: I
Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly
Change my mind
Misako: my dreams were shattered years ago
(kid)Lloyd: how many years
Misako: how old are you
Wu is the news reporter
Area 51 raid AU
“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack
“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane
“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle
“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia
Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith
Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow
Wake me up-
INSIDE- Kai, Cole, Harumi, UltraViolet, Chamille, Tox, Dogshank, Bansha, Garmadon, Iron Baron, Faith, Acronix, Ray
(Can’t wake up)- Mr. E, Clouse, Shadow, Neuro, Flintlocke, Ronin, Machia, Pythor
When September ends- Zane, Nya, Skylor, Morro, Soul Archer, Wu, Nadakhan, Yang, Krux, Pixal, Maya
before you go go- Jay, Misako, Chen, Dareth, Ghoultar, Karlof, Cyrus Borg, Scales, Scales Jr., Lloyd, Echo Zane, Ed, Edna
Kai: if you get stabbed you get to keep the knife
Jay: if you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave
Nya: guys if you get stabbed go to the hospital
Area 51 raid AU
“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack
“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane
“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle
“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia
Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith
Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow
Kai: you are shit and you are the shit mean opposite things
Jay: and you ain’t shit is an insult and you aren’t shit isn’t
Cole: you’re on some other shit is either an insult or not based only on context
Lloyd: eat shit is a good insult but eat my shit is weird
Jay: I will eat your shit
Zane: I’m revoking your speaking privileges
Lloyd: mom, how do I get revenge on someone?
Misako: well, you see, the best revenge is forgiving and living your life to the fullest-
Lloyd: dad, how do I-
Garmadon: brick
Zane: I saw Kai making coffee this morning
Zane: but he made it with Red Bull instead of water
Zane: the only thing he said before drinking it was “I am going to die”
Misako: number fifteen-
Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger
“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.
-Kai, probably
Morro: why are you smiling
Kozu: why, can’t I be happy without a reason?
Samukai: Chen fell down the stairs
Hehe hc time
Chen had no idea how to take care of a child, especially after her mother died.
Clouse had to take care of her for a good majority of her childhood. Now Clouse knows a whole lot about taking care of children. He’ll never use this knowledge again.
Chen tried his best to be a good father. He tried to get her everything she wanted and he tried to make her happy.
Chen: let me see what you have
Skylor: a knife!
Clouse: NO
Chen can’t really conceptualize age, if that makes any sense. He tried to teach her sword fighting for her fourth birthday.
Everything Skylor tried, Chen supported wholeheartedly.
Skylor liked to hang out in the factory with the workers and Chen’s guards. She would bring them all snacks behind her father’s back. Clouse knew, but he let her because she wasn’t exactly doing any harm. Chen found out and got angry, but Clouse talked him out of punishing her because it was something she liked to do, and it raised morale in the workers.
She didn’t have a lot of friends her age but she knew all the guards and workers by name.
She went to school in Ninjago City and lived there by herself when she was older but always visited home.
She would sneak around the place in all the secret tunnels. She knows all of them by heart.
Clouse took her to see his pet snake. Skylor and Clouse took turns feeding it. Skylor isn’t terribly fond of it but it’s not like she’s afraid of it. At first, she was afraid of it just because it was so big, but she got over her fear.
She trained her powers herself. She didn’t have a really good way to practice, because she didn’t know any other elemental masters.
She was lactose intolerant as a child, so she grew up on chocolate soy milk. Now she only drinks chocolate soy milk. Normal milk is icky.
Chen and Clouse never set any expectations for her, so she did her own thing at her own pace.
y’all what are your hcs for skylor’s childhood?? i want all of it
angst, fluff, detailed, bullet points, whatever
i want all of it
Wu: what are the ninja doing
Misako: what do you expect a bunch of teenage boys to be doing at 3 in the morning
Wu: snorting,,, juul?
Japanese Pixal is something I didn’t know I needed until now
So, Japanese Ninjago huh....
Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.
Kai: “I will pee your pants”
Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.
Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.
Edna: would you lead us for prayers?
Jay: sure
Jay: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost
Jay, panicking: head shoulders knees and toes
Jay: turn up your nose strike that pose
Jay: ayyy Macarena
Garmadon: it’s awfully muggy outside today
Misako: if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I’m getting a divorce.
Garmadon: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Garmadon: Yeeted
Wu: yote
Garmadon: yeeted
Wu: yote
The first spinjitzu master: please I just want to know who threw Wu’s sword over the wall
