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Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*

Jay: I hate all of you

tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.

it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

The Vermillion Warriors except they’re made of worm on a strings

Misako: my dreams were shattered years ago

(kid)Lloyd: how many years

Misako: how old are you

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

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