Morro: “I Will Kill You” Is Old, Boring, Overused, And Not Scary. “Pee Your Pants”, However,

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there

teacher: your son said the f word in class

Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that

Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*

Jay: I hate all of you

Me? A not ninjago post? More likely than you think.

lets be pointy with mama

Wu: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind :)

Lloyd, screaming:

Wu: what are the ninja doing

Misako: what do you expect a bunch of teenage boys to be doing at 3 in the morning

Wu: snorting,,, juul?

Garmadon: it’s awfully muggy outside today

Misako: if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I’m getting a divorce.

Garmadon: *sips coffee from a bowl*