Legotime - Who Up Reblogging

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teacher: your son said the f word in class

Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that

Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

Cole: I made some hot soup with some mushrooms I found in the woods

Kai: it isn’t hot

Cole: I made some soup with some mushrooms I found in the woods.

Zane: these don’t look like mushrooms

Cole: I made some soup with some things I found in the woods

Jay: we’re in the desert

Cole: I made soup

Faith: that is a bowl of rocks

Cole: I made

Zane: that takes no effort

Cole: I

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

The Vermillion Warriors except they’re made of worm on a strings

March 2025 babyeyy

Edna: would you lead us for prayers?

Jay: sure

Jay: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost

Jay, panicking: head shoulders knees and toes

Jay: turn up your nose strike that pose

Jay: ayyy Macarena

Misako: what did you do at school today?

Kid Lloyd: learned about dragons

Misako: your class learned about dragons?

Lloyd: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what the rest of the class was doing.