Lloyd: Mom, How Do I Get Revenge On Someone?

Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.

it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.

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Principal: I’m sorry to both of you, Lloyd set the school on fire

Garmadon and Misako: arson?

Principal: yes, your son

Zane: I saw Kai making coffee this morning

Zane: but he made it with Red Bull instead of water

Zane: the only thing he said before drinking it was “I am going to die”

Wu: what are the ninja doing

Misako: what do you expect a bunch of teenage boys to be doing at 3 in the morning

Wu: snorting,,, juul?

Every so often I remember this app exists

Lloyd: it costs $400 to see a therapist and $0 to tell myself that it just be like that sometimes

Nya: n no