Wake Me Up-

Zane: I saw Kai making coffee this morning

Zane: but he made it with Red Bull instead of water

Zane: the only thing he said before drinking it was “I am going to die”

Japanese Pixal is something I didn’t know I needed until now

So, Japanese Ninjago huh....

The Vermillion Warriors except they’re made of worm on a strings

Wu: what are the ninja doing

Misako: what do you expect a bunch of teenage boys to be doing at 3 in the morning

Wu: snorting,,, juul?

Garmadon: you know what we always say

Lloyd: be gay do crime

Misako: no

Garmadon: yes

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger