lauchyluke
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Latest Posts by lauchyluke
Imma be real with yall, puttin stripper legs on things has always been funny and people always get Big Mad when you do it for some reason
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason
Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it make feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a societal cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕
Big, small, or God-sized, I've personally never had a problem with an unsatisfied hole that wasn't easily solved with lube.
Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves + text posts bonus:
a champ
so I go to animation school now
Me_irl
You are my favorite person online but I feel like I'd hate your guts irl
Like I'd let just anybody see my guts
me_irl
vampire hunter whose weapon of choice is holy water balloons
