Imma Be Real With Yall, Puttin Stripper Legs On Things Has Always Been Funny And People Always Get Big

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

a champ

Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it make feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a societal cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

Big, small, or God-sized, I've personally never had a problem with an unsatisfied hole that wasn't easily solved with lube.

dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves + text posts bonus:

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

so I go to animation school now

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason