Lauchyluke - Shitpost-Shithole

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it make feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a societal cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

Big, small, or God-sized, I've personally never had a problem with an unsatisfied hole that wasn't easily solved with lube.

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

You are my favorite person online but I feel like I'd hate your guts irl

Like I'd let just anybody see my guts

vampire hunter whose weapon of choice is holy water balloons

a champ

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished