You Are My Favorite Person Online But I Feel Like I'd Hate Your Guts Irl

Imma be real with yall, puttin stripper legs on things has always been funny and people always get Big Mad when you do it for some reason

vampire hunter whose weapon of choice is holy water balloons

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished