Lauchyluke - Shitpost-Shithole

me_irl

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

Me_irl

You are my favorite person online but I feel like I'd hate your guts irl

Like I'd let just anybody see my guts

Imma be real with yall, puttin stripper legs on things has always been funny and people always get Big Mad when you do it for some reason

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished