Begging Everyone On The Internet To Stop Smoothing Out Their Middle Aged Men And Draw Wrinkles For The

vampire hunter whose weapon of choice is holy water balloons

You are my favorite person online but I feel like I'd hate your guts irl

Like I'd let just anybody see my guts

me_irl

Imma be real with yall, puttin stripper legs on things has always been funny and people always get Big Mad when you do it for some reason

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason