Do You Think Grown Up Birds Vomit Into Each Others Mouths As Like A Sex Thing?

just had a surprisingly good and only moderately overpriced burger on the sales force anti homeless bench

feels good to be back

real

do i really need to explain what this is about.

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

💀💀💀💀

*visibly disheveled and with a black eye* hello youtube! welcome to part 2 of asking MMA fighters to talk with their inside voices.

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!

what is the name of the kink where you cuddle up with someone and they look into ur eyes and tell u they love you 🥺

the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

fucking this clown so hard that the flower on their lapel squirts