what is the name of the kink where you cuddle up with someone and they look into ur eyes and tell u they love you 🥺
we run this block, got the steel on
fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on
let’s go — minstrel barnabus!
knights gettin raptured
priests be embattled
dick so divine it’s part of the papacy
haters crusading
damsels be chasing’
god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty
but it’s much more than noise (uh)
my swordplay got poise (uh)
if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)
(etc.)
💀💀💀💀
albuterol is just nox for cyclists
airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.
being horny on main leads to horny jail
being romantic on main deserves real life prison
i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.
i promise i’ll start posting interesting graphs and datascience and other such stuff here soon.
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