Heard from the bathroom while fiancee poops:
"Bum bum baduuum"
"It's the tail of the wiiiind, everybody grab ooooonnn. It's the TAIL OF THE WIIIIIIND. Blowing through my hair."
"Honkai really is a good game though"
(Still singing) "tail of the wiiiiiinddd i dropped to the wrong paaaart no one wants to hear thaaat sounds like it came out my aaaaassss. Gotta find a game today. Gonna find a game."
"It's bum bum baduuuuum"
"Step into the baaad side ooh ooh ooohah"
the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry
currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore