This Person Gets It

posts like this make my glad i can read

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

babe wanna push this boulder up this hill with me?

omg a sun tzu victory royale?

sun tzu in fortnite?

i wanna be so close with a british person that they don’t do the accent when it’s just the two of us

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic

ahh the great outdoors :)

(((​you should tell him about the galactic federation of light)))

ive got 99 problems and hiking 45 miles with someone i met hiking the cdt who seems normal at first turns out to be schizophrenic and thinks people are following him because he broke up with his girlfriend 13 years ago and "she cant get over it" and now she sends people across the country to harass him so that he will get back together with her turns out to be one of them

bitch you think you’re the shit? you’re not even the shart.

intellectual sloppy call that sucrates

she dask on my array until i chunk