She Query On My Sequel Til I — No That Can’t Be Right. There’s Something Here Tho…

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

posts like this make my glad i can read

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind

i think the old-fashioned top-loading washers and dryers make love but these new electronic ones only fuck.

the herds of machines in laundromats are merely cattle and can’t comprehend the warmth of a lovers arms.

laundromat vending machines like holding hands.

if anyone has a SIMPLE minecraft mod idea i’m open to suggestions

i honest to god saw a tourist with their kid on a leash today. absolutely disgusting degeneracy.

hey babe are u the modern conception of the grind because damn are you bad for my mental health

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities