*david Attenborough Voice* Little Is Known About The Nesting Habits Of Wizards Although They Do Seem

babe wanna push this boulder up this hill with me?

if those japanese cartoons are right, getting taken prisoner by elves is one of gods greatest gifts

bpd is my psychic ability

a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?

oh right. that. i forgot about that.

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

this STI got me feeling pro life

living in suburbs is really killing my urban coffee aesthetic. how tf am i supposed to wake up and walk to a coffee shop when the nearest one is like 10 mins by car and the nearest pretty one is 30???

i gotta move

one must imagine sisyphus having good work-life balance