Living In Suburbs Is Really Killing My Urban Coffee Aesthetic. How Tf Am I Supposed To Wake Up And Walk

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

can we play tag???

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

i’m not sure what a vriska is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

the good ending

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

if either of u r on birth control when u fuckin that’s just practicing for a baby

pussy so good it do splash damage

i wanna be so close with a british person that they don’t do the accent when it’s just the two of us

this STI got me feeling pro life