The Good Ending

if your class project group is dysfunctional enough the google docs instance counts as a MOBA

they should giving toothy bjs at guantanamo

i honest to god saw a tourist with their kid on a leash today. absolutely disgusting degeneracy.

my current appartment looks a lot like this

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

bottoming so women will lay on top of me like a weighted blanket

brb gonna drink glow stick sauce and break my arm to see if it glows

brooo last night was a live leak clip

obama on linked in be like “hello….. i am .. former president. barack. … obama. … and i am. …. hashtag. open to work.”

the devil came back from georgia and decided to try his luck with detroit.

how do they decide who gets aux at airports?