Pussy So Good It Do Splash Damage

bottoming so women will lay on top of me like a weighted blanket

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

got so much motion they call it a sickness

PORN BOT SWEEP 🍆🍆💦😍👉👌😤😤😤😤

Happy Holidays! This year as a Christmas gift we'll be unblocking everyone you've blocked. Have fun with that folks and we'll see you on the other side

ankle deep in my own milk

gonna send an illuminated manuscript calling them a lil bitch

Sending hate mail by getting someone to dox a famous person, and then just mailing them a really mean letter written in traditional calligraphy.

ahh the great outdoors :)

(((​you should tell him about the galactic federation of light)))

ive got 99 problems and hiking 45 miles with someone i met hiking the cdt who seems normal at first turns out to be schizophrenic and thinks people are following him because he broke up with his girlfriend 13 years ago and "she cant get over it" and now she sends people across the country to harass him so that he will get back together with her turns out to be one of them

me, shortly before lunging for the officers service weapon: what’s up cracker *slaps ass*

why didn’t jesus just go on ssris?

— my kinsey scale seven friend

lisan al gaib?!?!?!