I Wanna Be So Close With A British Person That They Don’t Do The Accent When It’s Just The Two Of

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

offsides is the en-pessant of football

intellectual sloppy call that sucrates

ankle deep in my own milk

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

american psycho? no. american femboy

can’t wait for the hand o god to strip me naked and smother me in savory bbq sauce. mmmmmmmm boy i do love getting sauced.

its not "smoke from a wildfire". thats god tryna cook you like a rack o ribs.

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind