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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST
Greater Circle of Bind White Boy
Aura Lobotomy
Hail of Gnome Corpses
Transmute Blunt
Vengabeam
everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse
i don’t “make characters”, i break myself into pieces and then give the pieces names
When STEM people have fun.
You, you support trans men.
All of Arcane happened because Jayce walked into the Undercity and Ekko clocked him as the biggest dumbass he'd ever seen
Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
Never have I ever encountered a character so obviously a villain on paper, but that I am so emotionally incapable of thinking of as a villain.
“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now
Have I mentioned my love for the warlock class? I love the way its set up mechanic wise, the flavor potential, and the spellcasting is evocative as heck!
Want to have a pact with a cosmic being that allows you to summon shooting stars when you cast eldritch blast?
Want to be the only mortal that can comprehend the madness of the great old ones?
Want to have an archfey that abducted you as a child to be the friend of their own child?
Want to have your soul sold to the lord of the hunt before your birth and have to pay the price for it by serving them?
Want to make a pact with a storm elemental that like a symbiote lives in your body disguised as your natural bioelectricity?
Want an ancient dragon to keeps you as part of its hoard and in exchange grants you a long life and its protection?
Want some sword you picked up whisper into your mind that you need to fight against those who oppress you?
Want the spirits of your ancestors to grant you great power to protect the current members of the bloodline?
Want Asamodeus to favor you because you remind them of a mortal they once loved many eons ago?
Want to be the only survivor of a shipwreck and then have the dead souls of your crewmates grant you access to the arcane and in exchange you take care of their unfinished business on the mortal plane?
Warlock! Warlock! Warlock!
Highly recommend reading this thread in regards to the Simu situation.
Long story short: everything was taken out of context and made to look worse than it actually is.
i think tumblr should have a storefront where you can buy and sell hallucinogens
Can u tell me about ur ocs?
I dont know about them either
The enhancing mutagen is 5th level, and the surgical strike is 9th level!
The updated (and hopefully finalized) version of the Stitcher!
Changed the 9th level ability and added the expanded spell list. Thoughts?
Here’s that subclass! I do want to say, this class isn’t mine, I simply fixed the mechanics and some balancing issues. I don’t have the @ for the original, but if you look up Stitcher on DNDBeyond you’ll find them! (Just to give credit where it’s due.)
I plan to add some more upgrades, and more options for the Opus, and am willing to take suggestions, so hit me with your best ideas
Here’s that subclass! I do want to say, this class isn’t mine, I simply fixed the mechanics and some balancing issues. I don’t have the @ for the original, but if you look up Stitcher on DNDBeyond you’ll find them! (Just to give credit where it’s due.)
I plan to add some more upgrades, and more options for the Opus, and am willing to take suggestions, so hit me with your best ideas
I think I managed to figure it out. I'll be posting it later if anybody would like to take a look/judge it!
It's a frankenstein inspired artificer subclass built around upgrading and perfecting your own little undead companion
Hey, I'm looking for someone with experience using dndbeyonds homebrew system to whip up a subclass for me from a template I have? I'm willing to pay within reason if that helps
Hey, I'm looking for someone with experience using dndbeyonds homebrew system to whip up a subclass for me from a template I have? I'm willing to pay within reason if that helps
but how AM i gonna be an octopus about this??? ://
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
the virgin tommy “needs a whole book and another persons help to come back from the dead” innit vs the chad jack “crawled out of hell with his own two hands” manifold
With the recent exposing of a bunch of people breaking CC's boundaries I think I should probably share this video which is a perfect example of what happens to creators who are truthed.
I know you think you want hurting anyone, I know you think cc's won't ever see you, but Phil and Wilbur have said that Tommy sees every single comment good or bad and things upset him for days, Ranboo and Tubbo have secret tumblrs, it's not so hard to think that they are seeing what you are doing and it is hurting them.
Truthing is not a gaydar, truthing is trying to out people, truthing is pushing people into the closet if they were coming to terms with their sexualities, truthing is giving people PTSD, sending them into spirals, harrassing them, being an actual creep.
This is not the first fandom to have creators get truthed about and it is not the first fandom where that kind of behaviour hurt the creators personally.
Learn from the past mistakes of past creators, think before you act, and consider deleting your blogs.
If you can't watch the whole thing watch 21:30-29:00 that's where he talks about how the internet affected his coming out, but I really suggest watching it all.
hey, read this and fucking reblog it.
usually i try to be kind or at least neutral on some things, but today's not the day for that. fuck anyone on the planet who has decided that it is okay to ship minors.
i bring this up now because i'm seeing a surge of people shipping minors in the dream smp/mcyt community - most commonly between tubbo and tommyinnit, or tubbo and ranboo. if you do this, choke and die slowly.
it is not your job to speculate on the sexualities or the relationships of sixteen/seventeen y/o's, especially when they've gone out of their way to say that they don't want to be shipped, sexualised or anything of the sort. it is encroaching on the boundaries of real people, real friendships, and i'd like to remind you that it's fucking illegal.
i have seen post after post speculating that tubbo is lgbt and it has to stop. whether or not he is or he isn't is completely irrelevant - the point is that speculating about it is intrusive, it's harmful to a minor, and if he is lgbt, it's going to confuse the fuck out of him and make it harder to come out if he is lgbt. truthing needs to stop.
i am not going to sit around and try and be courteous to people like that.
i want to mention, however, that i myself have made jokes about them 'flirting', specifically ranboo and tubbo, but i mainly did it in the context of knowing that it was all in good fun and not serious on the valentines day streams where they were joking about being valentines. if it at all appeared that i was trying to ship them, or if i endorsed that kind of behaviour, i apologise.
what i will not apologise for, however, is being a cunt to people who overstep boundaries.
i've reblogged a post before containing a blocklist of people who engage with this kind of behaviour, but in general tags that should be blocked or avoided include:
enderbee, enderbees, ranbee, boobee (this one makes me want to dash my skull into a wall), tubbo truthing, ranboo truthing and any variants of a person x person tag or other related shipping tags that i have missed.
i know at times it might not be beneficial to talk on things but it is my personal belief that some issues do need to be talked about, brought to light - information that this is happening should be known and something should be done to combat it. i haven't been on tumblr for long, but as soon as i see a post shipping minors, i immediately block and report (in fact i pretty much block shippers on my feed anyway) and i would reccommend doing something similar. there should be an effort to discourage this sort of behaviour.
dream saying that he doesn't really care if people ship him with someone like george isn't an umbrella statement, in fact dream has gone on record stating the opposite - his words, just because he's extremely popular, doesn't encompass the feelings of individuals. all three, tommy, tubbo and ranboo have gone on record and stated that they do not wish to be shipped or sexualised, especially since it is illegal because of their age. i'm not placing the blame on dream here, however, i'm placing the blame on dickheads who decide that because dream said something, it must apply to everyone else.
tldr: if you ship minors, you aren't welcome here.
edit: PLEASE dont make too much noise about this. please. this is a block list for a reason- block and move on.
please read!
so! i am upset!
turns out the enderbees (tubbo & ranboo) tag is actually a ship tag, which is not only bad because neither cc wants to be shipped, but also because they are minors.
so i (hesitantly. this was torture) went to the small community through the tag and grabbed a few @s for a block list. call me oldschool, call me an anti, dont ship minors
@/violin-anon
@/mostlytubbounderscore
@/nderbuzz
@/enderboyfriends
@/mcytruth
@/finisapis
@/enderbeemybeloved
@/bluebeeanon
@/likeyenderbees
@/puddinganon
@/adhd-ranboo
@/tubbeess
@/ktruths
@/georgesoot
@/aloebees
@/mikeslemonade
@/isgaydoescrime
@/blossomdogthekarmaqueen
@/plant-anon
@/gayminecraftmen <- not a full shipper, but is friends with an enderbee shipper and supports the shippers
@/commietechno
@/enderbees
@/e-bees
@/ohdearboo
@/bee-tblr
@/prettyboytechno
@/brionnestan
@/reindeeranon
also, beware, since they know the majority of the community doesnt approve of them and theyre gonna try switching tags. so make sure to block not only the enderbee tag but the boobee tag as well
