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full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...
dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
wishing every member of the disney-mcu marketing team a very happy screaming crying throwing up as they learn that despite every algorithmically targeted test audience development by market analysis megahit they attempt to manufacture, tumblr will collectively decide without forethought or discussion that the new fandom obsession is a non-existent scorsese film premised entirely on the tag label on a pair of knock off boots
sorry I can't hang out today, I'm partaking in a vivid mass hallucination of a 1973 mafia thriller by martin scorsese. Yeah it's gonna be all day
if you told me in january 2020 when the first puppet history ep dropped that in less than three years it would be the most intense lore heavy plot driven show i followed across all platforms id be like yeah thats checks out
Puppet history x ghost files crossover where Shane and Ryan are investigating the puppet history set except whenever Shane leaves the set the professor appears and when Shane gets back the professor disappears, Shane doesn't believe in the professor and the professor doesn't believe in Shane and both are driving Ryan insane as usual
so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
I'm not mentally ill I just have an unparalleled commitment to the bit
developing fixations is so funny i’ll watch something and be like yeah i’m normal about this. and then three days later i’m
are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.
they should invent decisions that are easy
(UNMUTE YOU WON’T REGRET IT)
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just found out that yesterday kim kardashian’s private jet produced 61 tons of CO2 emissions. over the last week drake’s private jet flights produced 182 tons of CO2 emissions. like what is even the point any more
Love it when my ocs develop themselves. One of them will come up to me out of nowhere like „Yo I like cake.“ and I’m like alright cool I’ll make sure to add that to your character information
it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
TIL Filipino officials stopped illegal fishing techniques using dynamite by placing underwater statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary which no one would dare damage.
via reddit.com
make yourself hard to kill
say fuck it we ball whenever something bad happens
if your therapist cant fix you you can make her worse
I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that
i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character
i HATE games that encourage a variety of weapon choices what if i WANT to play the whole game with a double barrel shotgun huh???
reminder that this is a pro choice blog, because access to a medical procedure shouldn’t be a debate, and if you think otherwise, fuck off
*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ
Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
all I want is to have a room that looks like I'm old biology professor whose been away from human civilization for half a century in the forest who spends my evenings reading old books researching about cryptids with my cat surrounded by my many treasures and trinkets I've collected over the years and my many, many growing plants that nearly take over all of my house.
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