Hold On A Fucking Second. Delaware Is A State?? I Thought It Was A River? Or Is The River More Important

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

a lost solder, a guilty king and a broken leader all in need of guidance.

also known as : a bunch of sad kids with trauma getting help from their dad

HE'S!

FINE!

i hate it i hate it i hate- 

no wait this is the most alive ive felt in months someone announce something else batshit lets keep this shit train going what im feeling is not serotonin but BOY is it getting my blood pumping

Okay but the funniest, FUNNIEST thing to me about the SMP is that Techno lowkey treats Tubbo like his arch-rival.

He kind of treats Tubbo like an icon for Government as a whole, which is hilarious considering Tubbo was the third choice for leadership after the other two rejected the position, like–

Techno will be preparing for every possible angle of attack when raiding L’manberg and Tubbo will be getting yeeted 40 feet in the air trying to make a ravager teleport him for no reason other than to see if he can

It is LITERALLY JUST:

Techno: Ah yes… My nemesis, President of L’manberg, Government embodied, my Literary Foil; Leader of the Butcher Army, He who grounded the Angel of Death and survived, My true Arch-enemy… Tubbo.

Tubbo: i likeda bee :)

we're fucked

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz