Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
On par with apocalypse, I believe
Made by shieldman on reddit.
The only way red WILL EVER be able to destroy enchantments. End of story.
quackity possession arc pog
still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
so! i am upset!
turns out the enderbees (tubbo & ranboo) tag is actually a ship tag, which is not only bad because neither cc wants to be shipped, but also because they are minors.
so i (hesitantly. this was torture) went to the small community through the tag and grabbed a few @s for a block list. call me oldschool, call me an anti, dont ship minors
@/violin-anon
@/mostlytubbounderscore
@/nderbuzz
@/enderboyfriends
@/mcytruth
@/finisapis
@/enderbeemybeloved
@/bluebeeanon
@/likeyenderbees
@/puddinganon
@/adhd-ranboo
@/tubbeess
@/ktruths
@/georgesoot
@/aloebees
@/mikeslemonade
@/isgaydoescrime
@/blossomdogthekarmaqueen
@/plant-anon
@/gayminecraftmen <- not a full shipper, but is friends with an enderbee shipper and supports the shippers
@/commietechno
@/enderbees
@/e-bees
@/ohdearboo
@/bee-tblr
@/prettyboytechno
@/brionnestan
@/reindeeranon
also, beware, since they know the majority of the community doesnt approve of them and theyre gonna try switching tags. so make sure to block not only the enderbee tag but the boobee tag as well
just found out that yesterday kim kardashian’s private jet produced 61 tons of CO2 emissions. over the last week drake’s private jet flights produced 182 tons of CO2 emissions. like what is even the point any more
incomplete list of quotes that sound like they’re from classics but are instead from minecraft roleplay:
“Independence or death. If we get no revolution, then we want nothing.”
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve had that conversation.”
“This isn’t the right thing to do. This isn’t the moral thing to do. What’s the point in doing anything if you’ve lost all hope?”
“Please remember that I’ve gotten everything taken away from me, and you know what they say about a woman that has nothing to lose.”
“This is the last moment for Judas to reveal themselves. Who’s the traitor?”
“However, I am questioning my own stand in this war. Am I on the right side? There is no true answer to the question, and it can only be told by time.”
(feel free to add on-)
i HATE games that encourage a variety of weapon choices what if i WANT to play the whole game with a double barrel shotgun huh???
*cups ao3 author's face in my hands gently* please. you are the only one who understands the blorbos correctly. you must write more.
Orpheus, the lover boy