Imconfusingmyself - I'm Just Here 🤷‍♀️

MWAF: Oh, so when crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, "it's intelligent" and really "cool".

MWAF: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thomas: Several traffic violations.

Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

MC: Also, that's not our car.

MC: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jake:

Jake: Dare.

MC: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

Phil: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adults with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to find a murderer!

Cleo: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Dan: More or less, I guess...

Richy: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Thomas: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

MC: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.

Lily: .......and?

MC: And you are.

Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.