MC: ...This Is One Of Those Moments Where It Doesn't Really Matter What I Have To Say, Isn't It?

Jake: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

MC: You and me!

Jake, tearing up: Okay.

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thomas: Several traffic violations.

Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

MC: Also, that's not our car.

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Phil: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adults with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to find a murderer!

Cleo: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Dan: More or less, I guess...

Richy: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Thomas: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

MC: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!

J.K Night: He died.

MC: He WHAT!?

J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!

MC:.....Can you please clarify?

J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.