Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!

MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?

'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Julius: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Bernd, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Julius: BLOCKED.

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.

MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!

Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.

MC: I like Jake.

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

J.K. Night: We could be lurking ANYWHERE! See you soon 💞

MC:

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?