Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!
Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.
MC: I like Jake.
MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.
Lily: .......and?
MC: And you are.
Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick
*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Valentin: Thanks fam!
Tim: oh no
Anna: *cries* I love you too
Roxy: Sounds fake but okay
Lucy: *A flustered mess*
Julius: can i get a refund
Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
*Cleo and Thomas sitting in jail together*
Cleo: So who should we call?
Thomas: I’d call MC, but I feel safer in jail