Here’s A Secret Message Only People On Mobile Can See 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

What if instead of your heart like beating faster, what of it just got super loud or like base-booted.

you know those stories where the swan takes off it’s feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan it’s the goose from untitled goose game and instead of being a sexy spouse it’s just doing the same things it always does it just has hands to more effectively grab things and longer legs to run with and instead of trying to keep the feathered cloak from it everyone is desperately trying to get it to put it back on

I just woke up on the bus at 2 in the morning and I don't k ow if this emotion makes me feel more or less humane but it's something a d I don't I don't like ot

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

In honor of Asexual awareness week coming up;

(Oct 21st - Oct 27th)

Smash that motherfucking reblog button if you support Asexuals and consider them a valued part of the LGBTQ+ community!

Exclusionists/Acephobes do not interact.

Edit; Acephobes/Exclusionists who have replied to this post anyway, obviously unable to read… I am not here to argue with you. This isn’t about discourse. Fuck you.

Our identities have been discourse topics for too long. Not this week. This week is about celebrating ourselves. This week I’m done with you. I’m no platforming you.

This is the week we block on sight.

As the holidays truly begin, don't forget to ingest dangerous amounts of rock salt they throw on the ground to remove snow!

Remember to only ingest the delicious salty parts and not the crunchy, tasteless poison bits! You can also tell because the poison is usually opaque, and the sodium is usually clear! Trust me I've been doing this since I was 7

Do you think that the Odd Squad gets contacted by the MIB when they grow up? I doubt they forget their time in the squad, unless they have a forgetifier or smth. Actually nvm they probably know each other already.

Your body is like a cake. Each part is an ingredient, like flour or butter. While it might not taste that good by itself, when you put it all together, you find a sweet and beautiful dessert 💚