As The Holidays Truly Begin, Don't Forget To Ingest Dangerous Amounts Of Rock Salt They Throw On The

*Sits backwards on the couch so that my spine is bent awkwardly and my face is pressed into the cushions*

do you think cymbals have dents because someone went ham?

Ranting about personal life but WTF this is the third time in a row that one of my best friends has gotten feelings for me and I've had to awkwardly turn them down due to the fact that mentally I'm a toxic piece of shit and I'm not going to put that on anyone

Happy white supremacist day :) a redraw

Thankful for my only good asset, and the sudden creativity burst that's letting me draw constantly.

This was a sketch ignore the lack of anatomy

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

My brain: full of heart? More like full of bladder haha

My body: . . . I'm so dehydrated please drink

My brain: ahahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA can't hear you over my own lolling hahahah

I had a jarring moment when I went through my parent's DVD drawer and found a Men in Black VHS.

Trying to stay focused until Friday… 

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework