I Just Woke Up On The Bus At 2 In The Morning And I Don't K Ow If This Emotion Makes Me Feel More Or

If my cat were here, I'd ask him what a landmark is.

LOOK AT THAT THING! IT ABSORBS FOREIGN CRAP AND JUST DISSOLVES IT!! THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE IS WHAT MAKES YOUR TATTOOS GO AWAY THAT'S RIGHT IT ABSORBS AWAY TATTOO INK ISNT THAT COOL!!!

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

guys I was born in the 00′s but like i feel so utterly attacked

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

Ranting about personal life but WTF this is the third time in a row that one of my best friends has gotten feelings for me and I've had to awkwardly turn them down due to the fact that mentally I'm a toxic piece of shit and I'm not going to put that on anyone

Honestly it was confirmed a while ago that Steven's physical age is just a representation of how he's mentally matured, so he could probably live forever if he felt like it.

Plus yeah, if your theory is true, then his blood is pretty op. Maybe if he went the old age route, his body just wouldn't let him die at the end of his "life" until he realized he couldn't die and decided to de-mature.

Spinel more or less showed he could only half-poof, so that's out. The only way to kill Steven would be to shatter him, basically. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.

Is Steven like completely fucking immortal?

Like, considering his tears reanimated lars, his spit healed Connie's vision, Its safe to say all of his bodily fluids have his healing effect.

Blood is a bodily fluid?

So like, does that mean his open wounds heal really fast because his blood heals him?

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

I'm not sure if I have ADHD but this post took my by the hair and threw me into the void

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

Yo! I did actual art! Yeah!

I'm gonna do more art in the future! And it's gonna actually be good! Yeah!