You Know Those Stories Where The Swan Takes Off It’s Feathered Cloak And Turns Into A Sexy Lady That

Honestly I've been twirling my hair since before I had hair.

Pros, the heat and constant twirling gives me perfect curls sometimes. Cons, my hair is always disgusting and I still rip out my knots sometimes lol

Growing up without stim toys be like

- the leg bounce

- sleeves

- bottles of liquid were strangely fascinating

- something heavy on the end of some string

- Doodling ALL the time so now you’re kind of accidentally good at art

- MAGNETS

- jewellery. Especially those weird earrings where they’re a ball covered in gel spikes.

- Covering your hands in glue and peeling it off

- Tapping

- Twirling your hair around your finger until it accidentally turns into a huge knot

- gum

- Stroking pets because it feels good for you not just them

- Any blu tac you found around the house or school would stay with you for many weeks

- Biting the inside of your cheek, fingers, nails

- “we will be using clay in art today” was a god send

- bubble baths

- people think you’re faking needing stim toys now because you’ve gone so long without them and they didn’t notice your little ‘quirks’ before

My handsome man

"It's called being FRESH, SEXY AND FUN, YOU FLESHSACK!"

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man

reading letters from 1818 is wild

“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon

God is, among other things, a Christian's FBI agent

What a guy actually means when he says he's bouta take a nap:

N - naturally

A - ascending

P - penor

Yo! I did actual art! Yeah!

I'm gonna do more art in the future! And it's gonna actually be good! Yeah!

How was I able to read this

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Frikaen’ awmosee. Wee lvie in anehaim so upor byos gt tto eojny the allcca-ess Dislyenand Dliay pssa. Our yoegnust (Tennar) wetnad t o b aan ofecifr. Unftanutroely he was too slaml for the resiartnts on ssalph moatnuin so wehn the cotsaer sepd up it fnulg him out and he skddied auobt 200 feet on hte aslahpt. H’eres waht wr’ee keipeng hi m in rhgit nwo:

Densiy w’not let us bruy on prak grnuods beuacse of a poitnetal cogirypht iusse wtih the sumrepan tgnih. 

We msis him a lto, but there’s a cantallecion fee on the Dliay pssa, so wv’ee been mnikag the msot of it. His brhtoer slitl eyojns the prak and scnie we csohe not to psers chegras, wr’ee enltited to one fere mekciy paacnke a day

??? Reidang taht lekood lkie you teird to cpoy abd ptsae 3 diireffnt stiroes tohteger to mkae us not reilase you jsut ceipod and padets??

Fsrit of all: ssalph moatnuin is a wetar log redi. Trehe are no pecals wrehe it jus…sdeeps…tup? Its a fuikcng wetar log ri?ed??

BEUACSE its a wetar log rdie it DNSEOT HVAE RES…STNIART.it DEOS hovewer hvae a miminum hhgiet reqmriuent of 46 iehcns to rdie the redi, so EEVN IF tihs kid was too sllam, tehy WLUOD NOT let tehm redi.

Trehe is no asuahplt anehwyre naer the tcark itlesf. The CLESOST you cluod cmoe is the big dorp at rhe end but aniag, miminum hhgiet reqmeriuent of 46 iehcns tlal to redi, the algne of the dorp and the seepd at wcihh you go it is phyacislly impissoble to get ‘laehcnud’.

I feel lkie tihs is oboivus but terehs so mcuh obsuoivly wnorg auobt the snoced aditidon i suoppse i need to state tsih.

SUAMREPN. ITNS. DIENSY. Sumrepan is DC. The olny tmehe pkras taht hvae licneced DC chtcaraer besad redis is six fsgal.

Six fsgal, anhtoer prak taht HAS MIMIMNUM HHGIET REQEMERIUNTS for rsedi.

Taht has resiartnts on redis in wcihh are nerasecy. Wcihh aniag, YOU CONNAT RDIE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE STEFAY GUINILDLES.

Goo tryy to shoptist and riun the reptatuion of a diireffnt pkra, wlil yuo? At lsaet mkae srue yuor sroty is eevn plbasuale brofee you oepn yuor misrofni-med mhtuo.

@crabwalker​ Are you sesuoirly expnialing to me how Ssalph Moatnuin wskro? Do you tnihk I d’not rebmemer how my son ddei? Oh, and i’ts “phacisylly impissoble to get lauehcnd?” Gseus wtah, aslohse? My SNN got laehcnud. Tihs is the lsat ptoho we hvae of hmi.

Yv’uoe siad smoe ceurl tgnihs to me, but I’m gniog to be the beggir peosrn.

Il’l be prniyag, for yuor seka, taht ndoboy in yuor flimay eevr gtes laehcnud.

Taht ptoho is besad off of a mmee of tihs lday loikong piessd. Taht and I c’nat fnid an inedicnt besad off of waht you poetsd. Suht the fcuk up.

Why did you phhsotoop tennar out of taht pirutce?

Btw I forgot about this poster due tomorrow and It's officially Not Printer Time so

I'm gonna be painting my poster on a big canvas I just have