Your Body Is Like A Cake. Each Part Is An Ingredient, Like Flour Or Butter. While It Might Not Taste

You know, there's an entire generation that, when hearing the song "I Wanna Rock" by the Twisted Sisters, thinks "oh cool, they made a parody of the Goofy Goober Rock" and I think that's beautiful.

happy new year

Btw I forgot about this poster due tomorrow and It's officially Not Printer Time so

I'm gonna be painting my poster on a big canvas I just have

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

"I remember you were a horrible singer."

“And I can’t believe you were actually a really good one. Seriously, what are the odds? Knife juggling was kind of overboard, though.”

“I don’t do things halfway.”

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

Oh my God I just found all of my Pokemon games after literally half a year thinking they were lost I'm so happy

Y'all just know that feeling?